Calvin (or Watterson, the way you see it) is God. No less!

Here is one of my all-time favourite Calvin strips:

The above image will not be kept on the ucomics server forever. So, I am reproducing the dialogue here:

Calvin: I used to hate writing assignments. But now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! Waht to see my book report?
Hobbes: "The dynamics of interbeing and monological imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender Modes."
Calvin: Academia, here I come!