Help!

If any of you can make whatever little sense of this horseshit piece of research journal, please let me know. I'll take special permission and come do three 'pradikshana's round you!

The empirical analysis was conducted by a univariate as well as a multivariate approach. First, the hypothesized relationships between management training and the independent variables were tested by non-parametric statistical tests which make mininmal assumptions about the underlying distribution of data (see Table 2). The independent variables were then tested in the second level of analysis with step-wise multivariate regression models to explain variation in management training. Finally, statistical analysis was conducted to examine the relationship between management training and business performance. The regression models were all rigorously tested to avoid multicollinearity and autocorrelation.

And that was just a sample. This reinforces my long held belief that the race of researchers should be exterminated! I've done a small 'research' of my own, and discovered this astonishing truth -- if all the research papers in this world were to be used as fuel, Earth will not have energy crisis for the next 573.23 years! So, who's starting the bon-fire?