Pearls of Bushdom

Here are some of the choicest quotes attributed to the Guardian of the World, Defender of Freedom, Custodian of Culture -

• The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.


• If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure


• I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change. [5/22/98]


• Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. [11/30/96] // Hear! Hear!


• I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. // Gosh! I don't want THAT future!


• People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. // Admitted like a man !


• A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls


• It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. // WHO let this man out???

And now the clincher -

• [It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system. // Where else do you think we were living till now? Up your a*se?