People just love to see me rich, don't they?

Here I am! Back with freshly prepared spam to whet your appetites, with an added flavour of 'funds'.

Sir,

Re: Investment Capital.

Your contact has been gotten from the Riyadh Chamber of Commerce and Industry in Saudi Arabia, and my client has interest to do business relative to investments in your country in areas related to Real Estate, Agriculture, Pharmaceuticals etc. to initiate a proper and structured relationship:

Please let me know what your response will be to an offer to receive investment funds in cash if:

1. The said fund amounts to Twenty Five Million Dollars (US).

2. The said fund is in cash and will be transferred to you in same state.

3.The fund is intended to be invested through your agency in the purchase and of facility and assets, for agricultural purposes within your country.

4. This transaction will result in your being paid a commission of 10% off the investment capital.

5.The fund owners desire absolute confidentiality and professionalism in the handling of this matter.

Please respond urgently.

Sincerely.

Maryam Abudu (Mrs).

Who wouldn't mind 2.5 Million Dollars? They said they'll hand over the funds in cash, but did they give a thought to the logistics of packing and carrying 2.5 million USD (remember Harshad Mehta and PVN Rao's tryst)? Btw, I'll be giving a small binge to you all after I stack the stuff away in my attic. You'd come, wouldn't you?